‘get back in the kitchen’
be sexist and send me back to a room full of sharp things, poisons, cleaning agents and food I can hide all that shit in
I’ll go back in the kitchen
but you’re leaving the house in a bodybag
And the award for best response to “get back in the kitchen” goes to this post.
I’M GONNA DIE OMG
And in that moment I swear my childhood slapped me in the face
I haven’t heard it in so long but I still lip-synced the whole way through XD
Sleeping is nice because youre not actually dead and youre not awake so its a win-win situation
It’s like being dead without the commitment.
an open relationship with deathdeath with benefits
White Blue Peacock
This bird is a crossbreed between blue and white peacocks. The result is one spectacular creature.
wow, I haven’t seen such a dramatic display of genetic mosaicism before.
It’s a Shiny Pokemon.
There are two kinds of people.
this needed to be on this blog because of reasons
i think its funny how there are some actors who played a role for so long that its almost impossible for me to see them as anything else
and then there are some actors who’ve done so many roles i dont even see them as actors anymore it’s just them as themselves in another movie
and then there are actors who you’re not quite sure what they really look like
Like seriously.. this is one of the coolest fusions I’ve come across so far.
Woah man, that art is sick.
These fused pokemons are become cuter by the second.
AHHH HELP IT’S TOO CUTE TO BE ASSOCIATED WITH KOFFING
ARE YOU SAYING KOFFING IS NOT CUTE
what if rocks are actually soft but just tense up when we touch them?
How stoned are you right now?
Was that a fucking pun?
ordering soda at a restaurant:
.5% carbon dioxide
15% concentrated power of will
Things I do at 2AM .. Paint Great Britain with tea…..
this is possibly the most British thing I have seen in my entire life
what a waste of tea
No, the above comment is the most British thing I have seen in my life.
actual picture of actual one direction fans
it’s like a scene from a zombie movie
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